[shared 'verse: cactus flower (jazz remix)] Naughty

title: Naughty
verse: Cactus Flower (Jazz Remix)
community: writerverse
prompt: Phase #5: Challenge #3: List o' Doom: Δ (#1: not nearly naked enough)
word count: 1045
rating: PG13
summary: Mariel spends the night before Christmas with the Scarlett family.
notes: no, really, it's just a coincidence that Mariel in this shares a name with Mariel/Salomé from the People's Republic. they're completely different people.
also, historical accuracy? what historical accuracy. sorry?

( 'It's Christmas Eve. I promise not to do anything untoward.' )